Hey...............
i dont have anything else to do but to write down all these lame/funny/maybe humor quotes.

^I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING.^

:He who laughs last, didn't get the joke.:

:Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.:

:The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.:

:Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN:

:The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources:

Family Guy quote>if you didn't watch it you wont get it<: Brian: You're Drunk! Stewie: You're sexy:

: Please close the lights and turn off the door:

:Two muffins were sat in an oven. One muffin said to the other, "Ooh, gettin' a bit hot in here don't you think?!" The other backed away in surprise, "Oh My God!! A Talking Muffin!!":

:ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.

ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink.

TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out.

JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.

GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.

HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.

TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.

OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells.

BRAIN FART= You need to fart, but nothing comes out.

ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.

NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"

U.F.O. FART= When someone farts in crowded room, label it as a "Unidentified Foul Odor":